#11… If You Could Buy Cans of Whoop Ass
May 26th, 2008 by Jon
...If you could buy cans of whoop ass, the world would be a lot different place. Bullies would no longer have so much power over the weak, cops would have a much harder time enforcing laws and ANYONE could whoop ass on anyone else as long as they had a can of whoop ass handy.
I would have to think that a can of whoop ass would not be easy to create, so they would like cost a minimum of $500. Not to mention the demand would be huge for these things. It would be smart to price them high so that people were more reluctant to use them. But of course a guy like Bill Gates wouldn’t need body guards anymore. He could just carry a briefcase full of cans of whoop ass.
What would really be weird is if little kids were somehow getting their hands on these cans of whoop ass. Imagine you are walking down the street and a little kid jumps out in front of you and demands you give him your wallet, any jewelry, expensive clothing, etc… Of course you look at him like yeah right kid and proceed on your way. That is until the little kid pulls out a can of whoop ass. WTF! Now you either hand over all of your stuff to the kid or get beaten up by him. I doubt you would ever think that you would face that kind of scenario.
When it comes down to it, these cans of whoop ass could either be used for good or for evil. Whether people would choose to use them right is unknown, but my gut feeling tells me that they would not. I am pretty sure that the world would become an even scarier place if there really were cans of whoop ass.
