It Would Be Scary…

…If Michael J. Fox Was An Open Heart Surgeon, it would be quite scary. Open heart surgery requires rock steady hands, a soft touch and superior patience. Michael J. Fox shakes like a shaved chihuahua and would likely just cause a bloody mess. The chances of Michael J. Fox performing successful open heart surgery are probably smaller than the chances of Kelly Pickler earning a master’s degree in rocket science.

How Michael J. Fox would ever BECOME an open heart surgeon would require a real stretch of the imagination, but that is what makes the thought so scary.

Imagine if you were going in for an emergency triple bypass and right beforehand, you found out that Michael J. Fox would be performing the surgery. What would you do? I mean if you don’t get the surgery asap, you are as good as dead. But if you let Michael J. Fox perform it, then well… you are as good as dead. I think the best choice would be just to make sure that the surgery was video taped and to tell your family that they could make a LOT of money with the tape. Whether it be by suing the hospital or selling the video to the Discovery channel or a crazy website. No matter what, YOU are pretty much screwed, so you may as well take the opportunity to help out your family.

On the bright side of things however, at least you would get to meet Michael J. Fox! Were talkin Alex P. Keaton! Teen-wolf! Marty McFly! That would be pretty cool if you ask me… right up to the point where things began getting hazy as you drifted off to your fate on the operating table. Hilarity would be sure to ensue, for all those, who aren’t you.

Bottom line, if it WERE you, then having Michael J. fox as an open heart surgeon would be scary.