#9… If Asians Were Well Endowed
May 18th, 2008 by Jon
… If Asians Were Well Endowed, it would be very scary. I do not say this to be racist in any way, but it is widely believed that Asians are not packing quite as much as most other races if you know what I mean. In all honesty however, maybe it is only fair. I mean Asians are known for a lot of good things as well.

Number 1, Asians are notoriously smart, especially when it comes to technology.
Number 2, It seems that they all know karate, jui-jitsu, kung-fu, tae-kwon-do, ninja, kick-you-in-the-face-a, or some other technique that is likely to kick most of our asses.
Number 3, Asians are for the most part fit and/or skinny, so their package does not have to contend with their beer gut to look bigger. Not to mention this makes them much healther and able to live longer.
Number 4, There are more Asians in the world than any other race.
So basically what I am saying is that Asians already have a lot going for them and if they were well endowed as well, then that could be trouble. Not only would it give them more confidence, they may become more desirable by women and thus there population would only grow that much more. Basically how I see it, Asians not being so endowed is like the equivalent of white guys having beer guts or freckles or something like that. In the end it all evens out.
If Asians were well endowed then I have a feeling they would be able to take over the world faster than we knew what hit us. To some this may be an exaggeration, but if you really think about it, it could be the one thing that is stopping them. So to me, if Asians were well endowed, that would be scary.











You can turn that SCARE into some kind of inspiration. Overall, I like your blog post. Oh yeah…guess my race?