It Would Be Scary…

As far as scary celebrities go, Amy Winehouse ranks pretty high up there if you ask me. Honestly, the first time that I saw her all done up with makeup and scantily dressed I thought “eh, not bad I guess.” But the more that I see her, the uglier she seems to get. It couldn’t have anything to do with the excessive cocaine use, gnarly British teeth, farked up beehive hairstyle or strange clothing (sometimes lack thereof) that she runs around in, could it? Hmm… maybe I am just being picky. Nahhh… she is just plain scary to look at.

Now every time I look at her, I just think what a train wreck she is. It is especially scary how crazy good her voice is. I honestly don’t think she deserves to have a voice like she does, but I am getting away from my point. Another scary thing about her is that her husband is incarcerated (aka in the big house). Name three other celebrities who are married to someone who is in jail, and I will be impressed. She has to have some serious mental issues to be married to a guy in jail. I know if I were even half as famous as her, I would not date some loser in jail, let alone stay married to one. I would much rather have a hooker addiction. But that is another story. All I know is that being married to a convict is scary to me.

My final piece of evidence as to why Amy Winehouse is scary… I honestly thinkk that Amy Winehouse could be the next Elvira if she got rid of her horrible beehive hair style and put on that busty black dress that Elvira is famous for wearing. She has the black hair, pale skin and dark makeup already. She is pretty much good to go. All in all, there is no denying that Amy Winehouse is a scary celebrity, and if you ask me, she will only get scarier.