It Would Be Scary…

So apparently in New Zealand, rather than settle differences the old fashioned way, they use hedgehogs. You would think it would be a lot simpler to just hit a guy with your fist. Although I must say that I am impressed that a man was able to throw a hedgehog accurately to hit someone from several yards away. It is kind of scary to think that you could be minding your own business and suddenly you are pegged right in the leg with a hedgehog. It reminds me of the scene in Austin Powers when the bad guy known as Random Task hits Austin in the head with a shoe. “Who throws a shoe?! Honestly?!?”

Here in the US I suspect it would more likely be a squirrel or chipmunk. If that is to ever happen, I do hope that it is a dead one, because those things can be mean!

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WELLINGTON, New Zealand - A New Zealand man accused of assault with prickly weapon — a hedgehog — has been fined by a court and ordered to pay most of his fine to his teenage victim.

Whakatane District Court was told Thursday that William Singalargh picked up the hedgehog and threw it several yards to hit a 15-year-old boy in the North Island east coast town of Whakatane on Feb. 9.

Police told the court the creature had hit the victim in the leg, causing a large, red welt and several puncture marks. The teen did not need medical treatment.

Singalargh was convicted of common assault and offensive behavior following a defended hearing. He had pleaded innocent to the charges.

He was fined a total of $545 and ordered to pay $389 to his victim.

The more serious charge of assault with a weapon, namely a hedgehog, was dropped. The maximum penalty for that charge is five years in prison.

It remained unclear whether the hedgehog was dead or alive at the time of the attack, but Senior Sgt. Bruce Jenkins said earlier that it was dead when collected as evidence.

While using a hedgehog as a weapon in an assault is uncommon, Jenkins said people often got charged with assault for throwing things at other people.

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