What Are You Worried Most About???
May 14th, 2008 by Jon
I was listening to one of my favorite Radio Show’s today, The Men’s Room… and they had the topic of what are you most worried about? They had a ton of responses, and luckily they have already put a bunch of them up on their blog. So I thought I would change things up a bit today and post what their listeners are most worried about. Enjoy the list.
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-Bush getting re- elected to a third term.
-Zombies. As absolutely f**king insane as we thought this one was, we got numerous e- mails saying the same thing. There are a lot of people sweating zombies. Do you know something we don’t?
-Being swallowed by a whale. There’s a joke in there somewhere.
-Winning the Lotto and having every cousin twice removed coming out of the woodwork to nickel and dime your ass.
-Roller coasters.
-Smoke himself retarded.
-The year 2012… end of the Mayan calendar. Sucks to be Mayan.
-Drowning in his car. Don’t car pool! Get it? Yea, screw you.
-Anarchy.
-Ted having a child. (Ted is a member of the radio show)
-The apocalypse. Scheduled for tomorrow.
-Alien invasion.
-‘Pennywise’ the clown from ‘It’. Nobody likes that spooky sum bitch.
-Tsunamis.
-Bigfoot. For all the reports about bigfoot, has there ever been a negative story?
-Something popping out of the drain.
-Basements. Doesn’t matter the basement; finished, unfinished, this dude is not interested in seeing it.
-Going to Hell. If you’re THAT worried about it, go to Detroit and get a sense of what it would be like.
-Spontaneous human combust…
-Going to jail. Don’t play Monopoly.
-My personal irrational fear is the deep ocean. Why is it irrational? Simple, I never, ever get into the deep ocean… because of my irrational fear. Hmmm?
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Some people have some strange worries if you ask me, but that is what makes it so entertaining to hear them.
