It Would Be Scary…

…If You Could Hear Peoples Thoughts While Kissing Them, first kisses would be a wholllle lot more awkward and you may just hear some things you never wanted to hear. Things like “ewww… he has really bad breath.” or “geez, is she trying to suck my whole face off?” Preferably you would hear things like “mmm… this guy is a great kisser.” Chances are you might just hear a lot of unrelated things, which wouldn’t be much better. Ideally they would be thinking about you and what was going on.

What would be even scarier is if you were kissing someone while they were drunk or on drugs. Who knows what you might hear them thinking? It may just save you from a messy situation… literally. You may just hear them thinking about how queasy they were or how they could feel a burp coming on. No one wants to be puked on or have their face burped in… ESPECIALLY while kissing.

All in all, I think we can all just agree that it would be a scary thing to have to hear what a person was thinking while you were kissing them. Not only would it be distracting, but you would likely hear things that you would not want to hear. Not to mention that first kisses are already nerve racking enough that you really don’t need to hear what the person is thinking as well. It would only add to the nervousness and may just completely ruin the kiss. Personally, I am happy not knowing what people are thinking when I kiss them because I am pretty sure that it would be scary.