Scary Celebs #13 - Heidi Montag
Jun 17th, 2008 by sunrisepink
The empire that is Heidi Montag is nothing short of being extremely scary. Montag began her “career” on MTV as one of the stars of the hit reality show The Hills, and has since ballooned to epic proportions. During the second season of The Hills, the whole world watched as Heidi spat upon her friendship with long-time BFF Lauren Conrad and turned instead to her relationship with America’s Creepiest Boyfriend, Spencer Pratt.
As if this choice wasn’t scary enough, Montag returned to The Hills on season three with newly inflated breasts, oddly-shaped duck lips, and a strangely stiff new hairstyle. The editorial team at It Would Be Scary also noticed a quickly whittling frame and a much smaller nose to accompany Montag’s other physical “developments.” In 2007 Montag teamed up with the scraggly-faced, unemployed Pratt in an attempt to launch a music career, which consisted of a homemade music video shot on a beach with Pratt’s camera and a techno song with Pratt rapping in the background. Viewers all over America were shocked and appalled by the pitiful and unsuccessful attempt at stardom.
The truly frightening thing about Heidi Montag is that she just won’t go away. You’d think that her portrayal as the villain of The Hills would be enough to scare her away from the entertainment industry, but Montag insists on trying to fight her way into the social stratosphere through ridiculous clothing lines and excessive talk show appearances. Heidi, you are scary, and your white hair really freaks us out, so please just go away.
