Scary In The News - Clay Aiken To Be A Dad
Jun 1st, 2008 by Jon
By now you may have already heard that Clay Aiken is going to be a dad. Yes, this is a very scary thing. When I first heard this I thought that maybe he was trying to prove that he was not gay. But that theory was quickly squashed when it was reported that the woman who is carrying Clay’s spawn was artificially inseminated with a turkey baster. Ok, maybe the turkey baster part isn’t true, but she WAS artificially inseminated.
I know that many people will be wondering what this baby will look like. So through some state-of-the-art technology, I have generated a picture of what I believe Clay Aiken’s baby spawn will look like. I hope that it does not give you too many nightmares.
On one hand we have two people caring for each other and grabbing happiness in an uncertain world .
On the other we have someone who hurts people for entertainment .
Which one is really scary ?
Congratulations to Clay Aiken and Jaymes Foster and the lucky baby that is wanted and loved .