It Would Be Scary…

Vern Troyer… I have to admit the first time I ever saw Vern Troyer, I just thought he was hilarious and a welcome addition to the Austin Powers movie franchise. However, since then my views have drastically changed of him. It all started with a stint of Vern Troyer’s on the not so flattering television show, The Surreal Life. As most people know, The Surreal Life placed a number of washed up celebrities in a house together for a month or so. Of course… hilarity ensued, or in Vern Troyer’s case, Scilarity.

Vern Troyer was just a very strange little man on a couple of the episodes I happened to catch… regretfully. I remember one such episode that found Vern Troyer rolling around in his electric wheelchair butt naked and drunk as a skunk. He didn’t seem to comprehend what the hell was going on, nor did he care that a camera crew was videotaping all of this. Now besides how creepily small he is, this made him especially creepy and scary to me. Perhaps it makes a little more sense now however that Vern Troyer did not seem to mind being naked on camera since just a month or two ago, rumors of a Vern Troyer sex tape were abound. Scary anyone? There was even a clip from it floating around of him swapping spit with his partner that could give any sane man nightmares. For your own good, don’t look for it.

But it appears that showing the world his scary self is just what Very Troyer was meant to do. Just a couple of days ago, it was announced that Very Troyer would have his own reality show that has already begun taping. What horrors will Vern have in store for America next? Personally, I think I will stick with Little People, Big World. I have a feeling they will provide me with a little more inspiration and entertainment than Vern Troyer ever will.