#25… If a Woman Became President
May 5th, 2010 by Jon
It would be scary if a woman became president for a number of obvious reasons. First of all, women tend to make decisions based more on emotions while men tend to make decisions based more on logic. Imagine all of the irrational decisions that could be made by a female president that would effect all Americans.
Some possible decisions a female president may make:
-It would be mandatory for all home owners to adopt at least 2 homeless pets.
-Outlawing of all guns, bb guns, swords, machetes, knives or anything else that could be used as a deadly weapon.
-Free houses for all single mothers, at the cost of responsible taxpayers.
-In competitive sports, all teams would be awarded equal trophies for participation, because everyone is a winner. There would be no championship, just awards for participation.
-Scary movies would be banned from movie theaters because they might give people nightmares.
These are just some examples of what COULD happen. What would actually happen could be even worse!
And imagine what would happen during that whole once a month thing when women are feeling extra moody. Maybe she would just decide that China was not paying enough attention to America’s needs and spark a nuclear war. Or maybe she would get cut off by an erratic driver and decide that every mile of roadway needs to be monitored by video camera and every traffic infraction caught on tape would receive a hefty fine by mail. It would be like cameras at signalized intersections, to the extreme. Basically on 20% of the days of any given month, our nation could be having some very irrational laws, policies and decisions being made.
Don’t get me wrong having a woman president could have it’s benefits, and perhaps give a fresh perspective on what this country needs, but I have to believe that there would be a lot of scary consequences that would be a lot worse than the possible benefits. I know I don’t want my president making important decisions based upon emotions or “that time of the month”. Decisions that effect our nation deserve a lot more consideration and analysis of the facts. For this reason alone, it would be scary if a woman became president.
