Archive for the 'It Would Be Scary' Category

It would be scary if a woman became president for a number of obvious reasons.  First of all, women tend to make decisions based more on emotions while men tend to make decisions based more on logic.  Imagine all of the irrational decisions that could be made by a female president that would effect all […]

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Let me just start by saying that I think there is a lot of merit to the idea of legalizing marijuana.  One of the most valid arguments I think I have heard is that the government could tax the hell out of marijuana and collect a sh*tload of money from selling it.  People buy it […]

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It would be pretty scary if John McCain became president. John McCain has kept mostly quiet up until recently, most likely planning his campaign run and his strategy for taking down Obama while Obama and Hillary battled it out for the democratic nomination. Now that the the presidential race is fully underway, McCain has shown […]

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There are many obvious reasons why it would be scary if Barack Obama were to become president. One of the biggest reasons is that America would be venturing into unknown territory. Think of how important it was when Rosa Parks refused to give up her seat on a public bus or when Jackie Robinson broke […]

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In the 1960s, scientists predicted that we’d be living in colonies on the moon by the 90s. Obviously, that didn’t happen. However, at one time, the American public was quite excited about the thought of zipping over to the moon, along our toasters and puppies, and setting up camp among the craters. Everyone still seems […]

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I know I don’t have to go into much detail to explain why this would be scary, but I will anyway, cause what’s more fun than talking about widespread public nudity? This is a possibility I’ve actually bounced around in my head quite a bit, especially in the days when I was young enough to […]

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…If our cars could talk to us,, it would be pretty cool at first thought. They could keep us company on long drives, let us know when they needed service or an oil change and pretty much be one of your best friends. But what if you pissed your car off? What if it kept […]

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We’ve all seen Ashton Kutcher’s hit MTV show Punk’d, which is now in syndication and prepared to haunt us for centuries to come. But in case you’ve been living under a rock for the last few years, Punk’d is a television program in which a boisterous young man named Ashton Kutcher regularly plays pranks on […]

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…If There Was No Music In The World, that would be really scary. Let’s stop and think about this for a second. Imagine if there was no music in the world. What would that be like? What would it feel like? I know that it is not a world that I would want to live […]

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When I was a little kid, I always found the old Christmas tune “Santa Claus is Coming To Town” to be a bit haunting. The lyrics contain a number of vague references to some sort of Big Brother-like figure, who “sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake. He knows if you’ve been […]

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