Posted in It Would Be Scary on Sep 1st, 2008
It would be pretty scary if John McCain became president. John McCain has kept mostly quiet up until recently, most likely planning his campaign run and his strategy for taking down Obama while Obama and Hillary battled it out for the democratic nomination. Now that the the presidential race is fully underway, McCain [...]
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Posted in It Would Be Scary on Aug 8th, 2008
There are many obvious reasons why it would be scary if Barack Obama were to become president. One of the biggest reasons is that America would be venturing into unknown territory. Think of how important it was when Rosa Parks refused to give up her seat on a public bus or when Jackie [...]
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Posted in It Would Be Scary on Jul 26th, 2008
In the 1960s, scientists predicted that we’d be living in colonies on the moon by the 90s. Obviously, that didn’t happen. However, at one time, the American public was quite excited about the thought of zipping over to the moon, along our toasters and puppies, and setting up camp among the craters. Everyone still seems [...]
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Posted in It Would Be Scary on Jul 11th, 2008
I know I don’t have to go into much detail to explain why this would be scary, but I will anyway, cause what’s more fun than talking about widespread public nudity? This is a possibility I’ve actually bounced around in my head quite a bit, especially in the days when I was young enough to [...]
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Posted in It Would Be Scary on Jul 5th, 2008
…If our cars could talk to us,, it would be pretty cool at first thought. They could keep us company on long drives, let us know when they needed service or an oil change and pretty much be one of your best friends. But what if you pissed your car off? What [...]
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Posted in It Would Be Scary on Jul 3rd, 2008
We’ve all seen Ashton Kutcher’s hit MTV show Punk’d, which is now in syndication and prepared to haunt us for centuries to come. But in case you’ve been living under a rock for the last few years, Punk’d is a television program in which a boisterous young man named Ashton Kutcher regularly plays pranks on [...]
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Posted in It Would Be Scary on Jun 26th, 2008
…If There Was No Music In The World, that would be really scary. Let’s stop and think about this for a second. Imagine if there was no music in the world. What would that be like? What would it feel like? I know that it is not a world that [...]
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Posted in It Would Be Scary on Jun 20th, 2008
When I was a little kid, I always found the old Christmas tune “Santa Claus is Coming To Town” to be a bit haunting. The lyrics contain a number of vague references to some sort of Big Brother-like figure, who “sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake. He knows if you’ve been [...]
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Posted in It Would Be Scary on Jun 10th, 2008
…If You Could Hear Peoples Thoughts While Kissing Them, first kisses would be a wholllle lot more awkward and you may just hear some things you never wanted to hear. Things like “ewww… he has really bad breath.” or “geez, is she trying to suck my whole face off?” Preferably you would hear [...]
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Posted in It Would Be Scary on Jun 6th, 2008
…If breast implants expired, we would all be in some real trouble. According to the American Society for Aesthetic Plastic Surgery, approximately 399,440 women got breast implants last year. Although breast augmentation has been around for decades, this is a considerable increase in the numbers of procedures being performed in the U.S., so it would [...]
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