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Posted in It Would Be Scary on Jun 10th, 2008
…If You Could Hear Peoples Thoughts While Kissing Them, first kisses would be a wholllle lot more awkward and you may just hear some things you never wanted to hear. Things like “ewww… he has really bad breath.” or “geez, is she trying to suck my whole face off?” Preferably you would hear things like [...]
Posted in It Would Be Scary on Jun 6th, 2008
…If breast implants expired, we would all be in some real trouble. According to the American Society for Aesthetic Plastic Surgery, approximately 399,440 women got breast implants last year. Although breast augmentation has been around for decades, this is a considerable increase in the numbers of procedures being performed in the U.S., so it would [...]
Posted in It Would Be Scary on Jun 3rd, 2008
…If Bowling pins could feel pain, there would be a lot more pain in the world that we would never know about. There would be no sounds of pain, no screams, grunts, groans or yelps. The bowling pins would simply be taking hit after hit from large rolling boulders that we throw at them. And [...]
Posted in It Would Be Scary on May 31st, 2008
…If there were no engineers in the world, we would be living in a very different, very scary place. Of course, there are all types of engineers, but the ones I am talking about are the ones that design our buildings, roads and bridges. First and foremost, the primary focus of these engineers is the [...]
Posted in It Would Be Scary on May 26th, 2008
…If you could buy cans of whoop ass, the world would be a lot different place. Bullies would no longer have so much power over the weak, cops would have a much harder time enforcing laws and ANYONE could whoop ass on anyone else as long as they had a can of whoop ass handy. [...]
Posted in It Would Be Scary on May 22nd, 2008
…If Your Mom Knew Everything You Did During Your College Years life would be over as you knew it. Let’s face it, we would all be in some deep shit if our moms knew about even half of the stuff we did back then, or in some cases are doing right now. Remember that night [...]
Posted in It Would Be Scary on May 18th, 2008
… If Asians Were Well Endowed, it would be very scary. I do not say this to be racist in any way, but it is widely believed that Asians are not packing quite as much as most other races if you know what I mean. In all honesty however, maybe it is only fair. I [...]
Posted in It Would Be Scary on May 16th, 2008
…If Michael J. Fox Was An Open Heart Surgeon, it would be quite scary. Open heart surgery requires rock steady hands, a soft touch and superior patience. Michael J. Fox shakes like a shaved chihuahua and would likely just cause a bloody mess. The chances of Michael J. Fox performing successful open heart surgery are [...]
Posted in It Would Be Scary on May 13th, 2008
…If Great White Sharks Could Survive Out Of Water, they would arguably be the most dangerous animal that humans could encounter ANYWHERE. No longer would they just be the biggest fear of surfers and Police Chief Martin Brody, they would be EVERYBODY’S biggest fear. These beasts can grow up to 20 feet in length and [...]
Posted in It Would Be Scary on May 11th, 2008
…If Senior Citizens Took Over The Mall Like Teenagers, it would be quite an interesting and fearful experience. Think about a typical Friday or Saturday at the mall. No matter where you are, chances are it is packed with hormone driven teenagers who seem to think it is their stomping grounds to dress, do and [...]
