Posted in It Would Be Scary on May 11th, 2008
…If When You Looked At A Clock, Time Stopped, the repercussions of this would be larger than most can fathom. Time would really only stop for you, so in a way every person in the world would be in their own separate universe in which everything kept moving while theirs stopped. In a way, this [...]
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Posted in It Would Be Scary on May 8th, 2008
If Animals Realized How Strong They Were… and they attacked. If you think about it, there are a ton of animals in this world that are vastly superior to humans in terms of strength, speed, agility, endurance and size. In terms of strength, there are gorillas, lions, elephants and bears. If we look at speed, [...]
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Posted in It Would Be Scary on May 6th, 2008
If You Remembered Being Born… I think there is a reason that we do not remember anything about being born (not just a scientific one). I suppose if it could be compared to anything, it would be a lot like that scene in The Matrix when Neo is “born” into the real world, but a [...]
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Posted in It Would Be Scary on May 5th, 2008
If Your daughter dated Carrot Top… Seriously, this man (I use this term loosely) has to be one of the fugliest, scariest and most annoying humans (also used loosely) on this earth. Let me first start by saying that I have a hard time picturing or seeing this guy without wondering what the hell went [...]
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Posted in It Would Be Scary on May 4th, 2008
If Insects had human-like brains… The thought alone makes me shiver. Think about all of your encounters with insects in your life. From stepping on an innocent ant, spraying poison on a bee hive, swatting at fly’s to trying to step on and kill a spider that skittered away to safety. Now think… what if [...]
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