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-Bush getting re- elected to a third term.

-Zombies. As absolutely f**king insane as we thought this one was, we got numerous e- mails saying the same thing. There are a lot of people sweating zombies. Do you know something we don’t?

-Being swallowed by a whale. There’s a joke in there somewhere.

-Winning the Lotto and having every cousin twice removed coming out of the woodwork to nickel and dime your ass.

-Roller coasters.

-Smoke himself retarded.

-The year 2012… end of the Mayan calendar. Sucks to be Mayan.

-Drowning in his car. Don’t car pool! Get it? Yea, screw you.

-Anarchy.

-Ted having a child. (Ted is a member of the radio show)

-The apocalypse. Scheduled for tomorrow.

-Alien invasion.

-‘Pennywise’ the clown from ‘It’. Nobody likes that spooky sum bitch.

-Tsunamis.

-Bigfoot. For all the reports about bigfoot, has there ever been a negative story?

-Something popping out of the drain.

-Basements. Doesn’t matter the basement; finished, unfinished, this dude is not interested in seeing it.

-Going to Hell. If you’re THAT worried about it, go to Detroit and get a sense of what it would be like.

-Spontaneous human combust…

-Going to jail. Don’t play Monopoly.

-My personal irrational fear is the deep ocean. Why is it irrational? Simple, I never, ever get into the deep ocean… because of my irrational fear. Hmmm?

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Some people have some strange worries if you ask me, but that is what makes it so entertaining to hear them.

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