Archive for the 'Things That ARE Scary' Category

Back when I was in elementary school, my family took an annual vacation to my grandparents’ house in Green Bay, Wisconsin. Being that my dad has 6 brothers and sisters, my grandparents’ house was quite large and included a sweeping upstairs loft, large dining and kitchen area, and huge basement that ran along the entire […]

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When I was just a young’in, my elementary school would take us on a trip to Starr’s Cave Nature Preserve Area at the end of each year. This was meant to be a fun outing, in which we were lead through historic Starr’s Cave by an experienced nature guide. I remember tunneling my way through […]

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Ever since I was little, I have always been scared of cheerleaders. They’re just so…peppy, and creepily robotic. They seem to have unlimited amounts energy contained within their small bodies, allowing them to yell and clap and do flips across the floor like those little toy puppies. In high school, I admit to being a […]

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This is an obvious given for one big reason… they are full of dead people. You are literally walking no more than 6 to 10 feet above these dead bodies of people you never met. It creates quite an eerie feeling. There is just something weird about walking through a cemetery. It is hard not […]

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It is hard to tell whether it is because of certain horror movies, their creepy makeup or that they are generally older males playing creepy dress up for little kids. But something about clowns are just scary. It really doesn’t matter if they are making jokes or throwing pies in people’s faces, clowns are just […]

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Wax museums are some freaky shit. My first and only memory of visiting one of these scary hellholes was at the young and innocent age of 8. My parents thought it would be educational to take me to a wax museum with historically-themed displays. Everything was going great until we came to the one depicting […]

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Salespeople are just plain creepy. I know that they are just doing their job, and that is what they do for a living, but here’s a newsflash: being excitable and overzealous makes people nervous, not inspired to buy a product. I’d like to share a true story with you. I met a nice young woman […]

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Thousands, if not millions of people in the world are scared of flying. And can you blame them? You are in a giant piece of machinery filled with jet engine fuel about 35,000 feet in the air. But even if you are not afraid of flying, there is something about flying that can scare just […]

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Why these things even exist is beyond me. It’s as if an 8 legged insect that could climb walls, spin sticky webs and poison its prey with venom was not enough. They also had to have the ability to jump. This is pretty much one of the scariest things you can experience, ESPECIALLY if you […]

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